|Aggressive women with boxing gloves? Uh...I'll pass.|
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- My ex-girlfriend
- Being Scared**
- Aggressive women
- Shy women
- Women with red hair
- Women with blonde hair that has a reddish tint
- Jewish Girls****
- Scary looking animals
- High-Fructose Corn Syrup
- Women who are bigger and taller than me******
- The entire city of Madison, Wisconsin
* At least this is what I tell myself. I have cried for far less. Heck, sometimes you just wake up sad. Come on, don’t try and tell me you haven’t cried in class before. One time, I was on a date, and I started crying at the end of the movie but the girl I was with did not. It did not end well. You know what? Why am I admitting all of this to you? This post isn’t even about crying. *sniffle*
** I don’t watch scary movies because they might scare me. What person in their right mind actually enjoys being scared?
*** The problem is, when one doesn’t watch scary movies, one still has nightmares. One time, a kangaroo kidnapped me, put me in her pouch, and raised me as her kid. Scared the stuffing out of me. Another time, I was tortured by men who tried to make me eat Skittles. Scary stuff.
**** I would like to make a special shout-out to the girl I am dating, who is Jewish. Hi Lauren!
***** Did you see that dolphin that took a bite out of that kid? I knew they weren’t all friendly, but no one believed me.
****** Hi again, Lauren!